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aconsultingwarlock:

itsajensenthing:

starlit-notes:

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

this will be my speech when i win an oscar

Don’t forget the hips, for not lying. 

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chromeofficial:

textbook: $250

me: chill

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the-pietriarchy:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer

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obligatori:

People be wanting the character roster to be like

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larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

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joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

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seductivecera:

people who think being respectful and kind is a weakness

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